[after a mission]
Tobirama: What. Did you do?
Hashirama: Alright, but you can’t get mad…
Tobirama: What. Did you do?
Hashirama: Okay, first, me and Madara were minding our own business–
Tobirama: [slams hand on table] BULLSHIT
Hashirama: WE WERE!
sasuke: when people get a little too friendly with me, i like to call them by the wrong name to let them know i don't really care about them
sakura: that's a genius move
sasuke: thank you
sakura: no problem, sausage
Dattebane
Dattebayo
Dattebasa
Usuratonkachi
Shannarō
Kore
Mendokusē
Bakayarō! Konoyarō!
Mata Kondo Da
Geijutsu wa bakuhatsu da
Nazenara
[genin training]
kakashi: for self-defense reasons, i'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely
naruto: ok
sasuke: sure
kakashi: if you want to live give me all your money
naruto: bold of you to assume i have money
sasuke: bold of you to assume i want to live
kakashi:
More Selected Moments from
“Kekkai Sensen Ending / Outro Dance 【NARUTO Version】“ by
ShikasClouds 2nd Channel :)
Naruto: How about we'll grab some ramen tonight?
Boruto: But I want the Yakibasa buns!
Naruto: You can eat your junk food with your friends, but it's a family dinner so we are eating a normal food!
Boruto: Yakibasa buns ain't no junk food! You eat ramen 24/7, we totally should have something different!
Hinata: I guess we are eating at home again...
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Choji: What do you want from McDonals?
Chocho: I would like 3 Big Macs, 2 big fries, 20 chicken nuggets with BBQ sauce and Diet Coke
Karui: Why Diet Coke?
Chocho: I'm on diet after all
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Sakura: What's for dinner tonight?
Sarada: Miso soup
Sakura: Could you please add some tomatoes in it?
Sarada: WHO THE FUCK ADDS TOMATOES IN THE MISO SOUP???
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Shikdai: Ma what's for dinner tonight?
Temari: If you and your father are going to pick up your butts and help me, we might actually eat today
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Rock Lee: I want to eat curry today
TenTen: No freaking way Lee! We ate curry yesterday and my mouth is literally burning from it, please spare my life!
TenTen: Metal, you say something!
Metal Lee: Maybe some spicy Korean chicken will do?
TenTen: YOU ARE NOT HELPING
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Orochimaru: Kabuto said that people actually eat snakes
Orochimaru: You wanna try some?
Mitsuki: Are you seriously going to eat your own kind?
yakushining
